CYBER MATING

Man are you a trip

Didn’t ever expect it

At least not to this degree

Now I’m trying to forget it

Ok maybe I had an inkling

Your first words weren’t exactly twinkling

But they weren’t to the level of ding a ling

Either

Complexities can’t be revealed

Through any IM deal

That is the real

Of cyberspace spiel.

What you read

Isn’t what you get

What you feel

Isn’t what comes next

But wish you could’ve told me

In all those IM plays

That you were a flaming mama’s boy

Never to become my manly toy

Really should add that question to my 20 game

Sionara so for now

Thanks for joining me for chow

No next level for you and me

“Cause you got issues you see

That I see as disease

Push O Rama

100 miles an hour

Movin so so fast

Try to grab on quickly

To a dream you want to last

Speed of light

Push it to the brink

Things don’t move quickly

Doesn’t mean its gonna sink

Take it easy slow it down

Stop to take a look around

Gather information

Don’t push around

Press forward fast

Trying to be crowned

Not everything is sudden

Satisfaction guaranteed

Speed of light and success

Not only way to succeed

Let life happen in its pace

Not everything is a race

Push to its designated place

Have patience

And you might get a taste

Of what you cant get with haste

Everything doesn’t happen

At a 100 mile per hour pace

The First Date....

Crazy fucking psycho

Why are you bugging me?

Crazy fucking psycho I can see

Try hard to hide it

Try hard to pretend

You are fucking normal

But I can feel that crazy fucking vibe you send

I got your number

I see your game

I see you through your façade

Crazy is your ticket

Crazy is your name

Fell from sanity

Now acting like a dog

I have lived a lifetime

Seen it all you aren’t new

I have lived a lifetime

Encountering the likes of you

I know what to do

I know what is true

Say goodnight politely

And don’t stir that crazy stew

Here Chicky Chicky

Hey chicky come over here

Let me whisper in your ear

Buy you a bunch of beer

Take away all your fears.

Hey I’m not your type

That’s alright

Enough beers tonight

And I’ll look out of sight.

You don’t drink

Well that just stinks

Takes me to the brink

What if I buy you a mink?

That’s right I have money

I’m what you’re looking for honey

I’m even pretty funny

Even have a six pack tummy.

Does that help tonight

To forget I’m not your type

It really isn’t hype

Go with me and you’ll be more

Than alright.

I’m just looking for a chick

Who knows all the tricks

To keep my life hip

Even though I’m a drip.

Won’t tell her more

Like how she’ll have to be my ho

How I won’t let her ever walk out the door

Make her sweep my dirty floors

For ever more.

Let her find out later

When feelings are greater

Then start telling her I hate her

After I capture the heart of this player.

So you want to go with me?

Step into my Porsche you’ll see

How great life will be

After you give your heart to me.

I’m going to make you mine

‘Till the end of time

Give you a life that’s fine

Never have to work the mine

Life filled with only good times.

Cool step right in

Don’t worry about the sin

This is where life begins

You’ve made the right decision.

Later…..

What’s that? I’m just a one night stand?!

Thought you wanted to take my hand!

Walk with me forever through the sand!

Make me forever your man!

Piece of meat !

That’s all you see!

You just felt horny!

Think I’m too corny?!

Whatever I don’t care

Really wanted to pull your hair

Give you a life you couldn’t bear

So just go on get outta here

And no! you can’t have a beer!

OH CRAP! HERE COMES JACK!

Run away Run away

Here comes Jack he wants to play

He’ll just get in our way

Of having a wonderful day.

First he’ll tell us he wants to play

Then start complaining about his day

Doesn’t he know that’s not the way

To have a wonderful fabulous day?

We all have crap we can’t stand

And would change if it we can

And we would rather hear the band

Then listen to Jack’s complaining stance.

Didn’t anyone ever teach that fool

To let it all go and play it cool

Having fun should sometimes rule

And Jack’s complaining makes him a tool.

Damn he saw us now what to do

We could just pretend it’s cool

And quickly end all talk with this fool

Invite him along and we’re the tool.

Hey Jack how’s it been

No don’t know the sorry state you’re in

Crap that stuff sounds like a real sin

Sure it would have us too on pins.

Well we gotta go

We’re are getting cold

And it might snow

And she hurt her toe.

God! He’s still the same

Will Jack ever change?

Whatever at least we don’t play that game

That dude is just seriously lame.

We know that life can suck for everyone

But live our life without the scum

That can’t live life without acting dumb

By telling us every stinking crumb

Of how they’re life has become undone

That’s always the death to all fun

And those dudes are seriously sickly spun

Too bad they don’t know they’re dumb.