Poetry and Rinky Dinky Cartoon Blog By Purple Crayon Brain...

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2012-01-18T17:21:00.001-08:00

My mind is floating like a reel
Writing helps get it unpeeled
That’s the deal
Why I’m a blogger in the real
There’s true freedom here

trolls from hell

2012-01-13T19:33:00.000-08:00

dog beach

2012-01-04T17:25:00.001-08:00

I DIDN'T HEAR THE BROOK

2011-12-14T18:53:00.001-08:00

CAR LOVE

2011-12-12T17:19:00.000-08:00

Thunderous grey fills the sky
Waited for Monday morning
Before deciding to arrive
Gotta long way to drive

Start out early
Body clock jolt
Car swirls away
My mind in revolt

Speed down the 55
Hit the brakes
Someone else’s surprise
Will add time to my ride

5 is not much better
Time to drive and knit a sweater
101 is dirtier than ever
Inch along time doesn’t matter
Can’t decide between radio music or chatter

HEY MAN I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN A CRATE!

2011-12-04T11:50:00.001-08:00

Hey man I don’t want to live in a crate!
I have lived my life free and its been great!
Ran around and did what I wanted all the time
This life has been one swell chime
Others say I am not happy this way?
Is that why a crate is coming my way?
They’re wrong I tell you!
Please don’t follow their sway!
Well
Now
That doesn’t look so bad after all
Did you find that little condo for me
At the mall?
The colors are great!
So plush inside!
Love my name embroidered on the side
Thank you master for the wonderful ride!
It’s so great to be alive!
Sure of course Ill step inside…

you're away

2011-12-03T15:21:00.000-08:00

WEE

2011-12-02T17:11:00.001-08:00

There once was a little man named Wee
He traveled the hills of Cleves
Pulling along his little cart of leaves
Only stopping to add leaves to every tree
Wee created leaves since he could see
It’s just the way things were supposed to be
For Wee

Wee put leaves on trees every year
After winter snow disappeared
Year after year after year after year
The rest of his time he created the leaves
To put on the endless amount of trees
In the hills of Cleves

Wee never questioned why it was he
Who had to create and put leaves on trees
He accepted Wee for Wee
He is the one who puts leaves on trees
In the valley of Cleves

One day Wee finally died
Job fell to another little guy
His name was Super Sly
Super Sly created leaves since he first cried

All the years he created the little leaves
Putting them on the trees of Cleve
Super Sly cried and cried
He didn’t want to be that guy
He cried and cried until he died

After Super Sly died
No one in the town of Cleves
Wanted to create the leaves
And put them on the trees
No one accepted it like Wee

No one put the leaves on trees
No one created the leaves
In Cleves

Eventually Cleves was no more
The hills of Cleves were swallowed by a storm
All because no one in Cleves
Wanted to help the endless hills of trees
If only Cleves had more Wees.

NEIGHBOR FROM HELL

2011-11-20T16:46:00.000-08:00

There’s a controlling bitch in town
She wants to be queen of the neighborhood
Wear the controlling queen crown
Make everyone else in town frown
Bow when she walks by in her queenly gown
Do as she says and not as she does
This bitch thinks she is one step above
Rest of us here to kiss her controlling glove
But what she doesn’t know
Is that I won’t be her ho
I fight neighborhood thugs
I don’t give in and give up
I wont kiss her ridiculous glove
I’m a patriot and freedom rings loud
Can’t be brought down by stupid cows
So step off the property would you please
I am not the type to get on my knees
The sight of you is making me sneeze
I am immune from your disease
By the time I’m through you will see
There’s no getting away with this with me.

POOR POOR JOE

2011-11-11T17:25:00.000-08:00

Poor poor Joe
He just didn’t know
When his life would go
To shit
With just one kick
Because of some other prick
Who didn’t have any shame
Over where to put his dick
Witch hunt has begun
Everyone close to that prick
Gets undone
Ends their fun in the sun
Joe’s one

Until final judgment comes
Who will decide poor Joe’s fate?
The media and what they create?
Suits and ties who analyze?
Tell us all the big surprise?
Joes’ not that type of guy!
Or we’ve all been duped again
There’s another devil
That was hiding committing sin?
Guess we all gotta wait
See where this devilish story lands
Hope Joe’s not that kind of man….

EXPLODING?!

2011-11-07T21:24:00.001-08:00

HA HA....WHAT?!

2011-11-02T21:20:00.000-07:00

Ok this is really getting out of hand
The 99% taking every stand
We are all fed up with everything!
Too many deciding to take a swing
Now its all about everything!
Sheesh there is no way out
Screaming with a desperate pout
No matter what you gotta earn clout
Taking over isn't working it out
But I do love the protests
Such a patriotic feeling fest
Romantic through the test
Of what comes next
Wait to see it organize
Political party realized?
Change the ride?
Banks give up the fees?
Teachers find harmony?
China realized as disease?
No one has to live
working on their knees?
No one has
Too many pennies?
We all feel world liberty?
HA HA...WHAT?!
I like life in reality
Where 99% pay less taxes
Then the 1% bad asses
That is the real molasses
Dedicated to the tax code
Isn't giving anyone free passes
That's just propaganda for the masses
Things get tough
Then we have all had enough
Cut the heads from the top
Think that's what makes it stop?
Until the next one who loses their top
Decides how we live next
Decides the new hex
Think I will stick with captialist shtick
That is free living so everyone get a grip
We decide whether we're gonna pay for it
Use your head and don't spin that shit
We are all in the same pit
Time to dig out
Not pout
We'll all see how it turns out
Without a doubt

The Disease of Complaining

2011-11-01T11:16:00.000-07:00

Get over it please
Stop complaining
And get off your knees
It's making me sneeze
Gonna catch the disease
Of expecting every minute
You're supposed to be pleased
Docs saying by 50 you got
Degenerative disease
Theres no life long ease
Its just do as you please
While you catch a disease
See now I caught the sneeze
Started complaining
Got on my knees
To propaganda the biggest disease
Bringing us all to our pitiful knees
Shit there I go again
Ok lets both stop complaining
Crap you're right it started raining

BURN OUT

2011-10-28T18:06:00.000-07:00

Just can’t seem to get out of this funk today
Works been hard and I want to play
Just hasn’t been enough play these days
Toiling through has become the mainstay
Making everyone turn prematurely grey
But with all this job chaos
Feels like any time off will upset the toss
Too much work to do because less must do more
Can’t resist or complain to the boss
Can’t afford the potential cost
Without a job you get lost
Ok just a funk today
Taking some time to play
Tomorrow back into the game
Ride it hard to the long end of the day

Boob

2011-10-21T19:57:00.001-07:00

simple

2011-10-19T21:06:00.001-07:00

WTF

2011-10-19T20:40:00.000-07:00

Feed The BLOGGER!

2011-10-04T21:06:00.001-07:00

Did you say something?

2011-10-02T13:11:00.000-07:00

LAVA MONEY

2011-09-30T20:23:00.000-07:00

I don’t understand this recession
That’s causing national citizen depression
Though I do understand the reiterated impression
That money is a depleted possession
Where did the money that was there
go?
Did it get put away in somebody’s drawer?
Did it disintegrate into some ashy lore?
We all understand there used to be more
Flowing like endless lava shore
Feeling like forever more
But where did the more go?
Do you know?
Is it that I don’t understand the economics man?
Filling my head with a ton of sand?
Telling me we are all connected hand in hand
One captain falls we all fall
Steadily downward while we try to stand tall
Together we can stop this rolling ball
Working harder in the working halls
But where did all that money that used to be
Go
Did it sink to the bottom of the sea?
Or roll to some other place?
Forcing us to live without our previous grace
Like a you’re naughty naughty
Slap in the face
I see transition everywhere
People trying to hold on strong
Looking forward carrying on
Through another economic storm
Live with less is now the norm
But where did all that excess money go?
In safes buried in the floor?
Forever more?

SHEESH

2011-09-27T19:52:00.000-07:00

goodbye welcome

2011-09-26T20:36:00.000-07:00

heart

2011-09-23T21:33:00.000-07:00

FRIDAY

2011-09-23T19:36:00.001-07:00

Rocks to MY

2011-09-23T17:19:00.000-07:00

Why My don’t you care
That you act like a Bear?
Throwing your weight around
Like you need it to live
We are on the same side
Your hatred knows no tide
Wicked is your constant stride

But I can ignore it My
Been through enough of your
Type of
style
To survive it for a while
Later on if you don’t stop
After I prove to you
I’m tops
I’ll have a reaction
To stop your distraction
Of being a bitch
While we work in the ditch
Trying to scratch the same itch
Team player your not
Definitely developed rot
Wonder if you could ever stop
Glad it’s the weekend now
Forget about you dirty rotten sow
Somehow
Until Monday comes
Then my brain has gotta run
Runs away to tons of different drums
All at once
Forget about you My
Wont even have to try

Thank God Its Wednesday!

2011-09-21T18:49:00.000-07:00

Thank God its Wednesday
Just two more days to go
Just two more days to hoe
Work work work
Driving to and fro
I can only take two days
more

Doesn’t mean the job is sucky
Parts of it are quite ducky
But this week’s moon must have been full
all week
Making people stink
Stress raised to the brink
Week’s been a real icy rink
Helps to have a drink
But two more days
Before I lose my sway
Need to turn off
The mental game
Rest
Before I can go back
Jump back on the track
Thank God its Wednesday
Just two more days to go

Judge Decides

2011-09-15T18:13:00.001-07:00

jumbalya

2011-09-13T18:14:00.001-07:00

Cortez Wears Yellow

2011-09-09T16:23:00.000-07:00

Cortez was a burly fellow
Always wore clothes of yellow
Every day his wide mouth bellowed
I’m sick and tired of being this type of fellow!
I want a change!
I’m feeling strange!

He seemed somewhat deranged

Walking down every street in town
He bellowed and bellowed
30 days and 30 nights followed
Until finally on the day after tomorrow
Came the day of fateful sorrow

Poor Cortez didn’t get a magical fairy
Change his life from cow pies to dairy
Didn’t find his way out from despair
All that screaming he ran out of air
Died in the street right over there
Everyone who was there stared
At Cortez who got snared
In despair
Wondered if they’d end up there
Or whether the magical fairy would care
Save them from despair

Suddenly a colorful clown appeared
Took Cortez’s head and ripped off his ears
The people all started to sneer
Blamed Cortez for drinking beer
Everyone began to cheer

Everyone then joined into the cause
Ripped Cortez up with saws

The clown sat laughing in his bloody stage
Feeling pride for creating the rage

A giant earthquake suddenly occurred
Threw all those people and the clown
Down into middle earth
This wasn’t the place of rebirth
Devils lived in that deep dirt

Cortez on the other hand
Went up to join heaven’s band
Where he found his true hearts passion
And developed a further flare for fashion

Competent STaN

2011-09-08T17:01:00.000-07:00

Im competent Stan
Its who I am
Make living seem easy
But it’s not slight of hand
Its acceptance of all
Keep standing tall
Against it all
Doesn’t mean I don’t fall
I’ve tripped on some of life’s dares
More than a few were treacherous snares
Gave some of those too much care
That was the snare
But I’m competent Stan
Its who I am
Make living seem easy
But its not slight of hand
When everything is piled up
I dig in and dig out
Spending only a minute on the pout
Trying not to put it all off too long
Working at it makes you strong
Its always better when I sing along
But I’m competent Stan
Its who I am
Make living seem easy
But its not slight of hand
I just keep making my stand
On this ball of sand
Remembering life is grand
Singing along to life’s band
Even when it’s a hard stand

IS IT TOO EARLY?

2011-09-02T21:52:00.000-07:00

LOOKIE

2011-08-02T21:28:00.001-07:00

BOOGA

2011-07-22T13:37:00.000-07:00

Its Too Far...

2011-07-19T21:42:00.000-07:00

The Toons Are In Jacks Surf Shop in Newport Beach!

2011-07-16T21:50:00.000-07:00

The toons have escaped to Jack's surf board shop in Newport Beach CA. They are located at 2727 Newport Blvd. Newport Beach CA. Here is a link to find them! Woo Hoo! You can get one if you make a purchase only so head on down get great stuff and get one of the toons!

Hawaii is next the toons are packing up to fly over Saturday!

BUY YOUR CRIMINAL TODAY!

2011-07-16T21:36:00.000-07:00

LIFE EVOLVES>>>>>

2011-07-13T20:57:00.000-07:00

For those who found the toons in Newport Beach cheers and thanks the toons love putting out cheers and laughs to all of you! Life has delayed the expansion but the toons are now headed outward to Hawaii following life's path instead of its plan. Look for them there they will be here and there but only on the island of Kauai. Their escape is planned for July 23rd 2011!

As soon as the toons have landed in other stores you will get the details to find your toon and see which ones have escaped so far.

GOT YOU CRIMINAL RAT!

2011-07-12T20:57:00.000-07:00

BOZO

2011-07-11T08:09:00.000-07:00

BOOGIE....

2011-07-06T17:07:00.000-07:00

AFTER....

2011-07-05T17:09:00.001-07:00

Find Purple Crayon Brain

2011-05-23T20:47:00.000-07:00

Yahoo! You can now find Purple Crayon Brain cartoon stickers in these stores where they are selling great!!:

The Outpost Newport Beach on PCH 6110 West Coast Highway
Newport Beach, CA 92663

And...

Beach Corner Market Liquor
6710 W Coast Hwy
Newport Beach, CA 92663

Come down and check them out and get your sticker at the birth of the escape of the toons!

Purple Crayon Brain toon stickers will also be taking off to hit the great surf shops and other great stores on PCH from Newport Beach starting Sunday May 29th all the way up to Big Sur CA! We will post where you can find them as each store takes the toons in to bring them to you!

You can see them driving around southern CA and soon all over the state of California! The toons have also recently escaped to New York and you may have see them because they are there now! People are taking the toons off their landing spots and running away with them but that is OK! They love to play!

Have fun happy toons and hope you have a great life in your escape into the great big world!

Cheers to all the toons!

He Ate It

2011-05-17T19:33:00.001-07:00

Sara Begs

2011-05-07T17:34:00.000-07:00

TuToo

2011-05-04T21:28:00.000-07:00

Frie Day

2011-04-29T21:14:00.000-07:00

Sheep Knows....

2011-04-28T18:05:00.000-07:00

Full Charge!

2011-04-25T18:27:00.000-07:00

Elephant Color

2011-04-23T13:35:00.001-07:00

RON IS A TERRIBLE LANDLORD

2011-04-10T13:35:00.001-07:00

Landlord Ron I'm Landlord Ron
Weighty personality weighs a ton
Want you to meet my wife and son
You'll love this place and have some fun

Come on in this house is fine
Want you to lease it to the end of time
It's how I make my dimes
Makes my life chime

Been a year
Neighbor from hell
Under some kind of witchy spell
Or took the cookoo pill
Makes me shrill

Disrespect the flag of anthem
Damn the torpedoes and all that blather
Drowned away by the seas white lather
Ocean blue is all that matters

Comes to a rightful end
Time to move along the wind
Notice to Ron the lease is over
Suddenly Ron's no lover

Spies and scandal begin in force
Feels like a wicked divorce
Past becomes past fast
New day dawning picks up gas

I'm Ron the landlord you minions
Push my weight to the zillions
My way my way you lowly scum
I'll make you now pay extra sums
Just for leaving you dirty bums

File away and reality breaks
Ron the landlord can't eat steaks
Needed the rent to be ok
Now he has the maniac sway

Poor Ron the landlord he didn't know
That he was acting so low
That he was exposed
To being declared a landlord ho

Fight fight fight
Takes all might
Takes more than a few nights
till Ron the Landlord is out of sight
Tied that all up tight

Check comes in for the right sum
Won the fight against that dirty landlord bum
Tries to steal tenants rum
He sure wasn't a landlord chum!

Here It Comes! Evolution!

2011-03-08T17:38:00.000-08:00

Purple Crayon Brain announces the evolution to a new and wonderful world for me and hopefully for you too! The passion that has continued this blog for over five years now and thousands of pages without me even realizing it is expanding beyond the internet.

My passion for the internet and this blog will never end until the end of my times. But some of my little pics are going to have a new life and shoot beyond the world of blogging fun to fun in the outside world.

Check it out and I hope you will enjoy the creations from purple crayon brain who will forever remain anonymous!....only Google knows!

purplecrayonbrain.com

Cecil Ain't So Bad!

2010-02-12T16:42:00.000-08:00

I’m gonna go hang out with Cecil
The rest of you can beat it
He’s very low on diesel
But he’s a funny old weasel
In and out his old mind goes
But once in a while he’s still on his toes
Can see where he totally glowed
But
Quick as lickety split
Away he goes to some other pit
Suddenly he starts to spit
Dab Nammit
Gosh Darnit
Are all over past life of some times of grit
Then quick as lickety split
He’s a teenage kid
Even though he’s wearing a bib
Full of firey glib
Telling truths and fibs
Back to Cecil completes the grid
Through life so long without a lid
Spend a few moments on Cecils trip
Not yet ready for the creepy crip
Though he talks about it
On his wild trip
Hope he lasts more than a
Little
Bit

SKI HO HO HO

2009-11-29T15:03:00.001-08:00

THE HEAD IS COMING....

2009-11-13T17:37:00.000-08:00

TO EARTH

BIRDS STILL GO---------------->

2009-11-02T10:07:00.001-08:00

--------------------------------->TO THE BEACH

JANIE DIDNT CARE

2009-10-31T11:46:00.000-07:00

Janie didn’t care
About the way she wore her hair
Didn’t bother her
That people stopped to stare

Some thought she was crazy
Some thought she was lazy
Some thought her brain was hazy
Just cause her hair was zany

But Janie didn’t care
It wasn’t that she lost a dare
Or got caught in a nasty snare
She just didn’t care
That’s all there was to her hair
There’s just nothing more there

One day when the clock struck ten
Janie reached a different zen
From looking at a bobbie pin
And from a little splash of gin

Went to a salon named Ten
They almost didn’t let her in
Till they thought about it again
Decided not to would be a sin

After about an hour
Janie had the hair of power
It was shaped into a tower
On the top a little flower

Everywhere Janie was seen
People stopped and bent their knee
Janie was crowned their beautiful queen
It was the most beautiful up do they’d ever seen

Bird Doesn't Get The Joke

2009-10-20T18:01:00.000-07:00

Ode To Art Dude Two

2009-10-12T15:56:00.000-07:00

For a time I can get mad at you
But feeling love always eventually comes through
Crazy life breeds crazy fun
One percent of the time
It ends the fun
You or I become undone
Not the way of priests and nuns
The way of crazy passionate ones
99 percent of the time
My partner in crime
Love consistently chimes
Can’t give that up
For the one percent time
That would be a crime
End the 99 percent fun loving times
That one percent crime
Can’t stay mad for more than a short time
Love for you is an endless rhyme
Want to be with you to the end of time

DO U LIVE WITH VAMPIRES TOO?

2009-10-09T10:17:00.000-07:00

I live with Vampires by the sea
They are here feeding off me
Take my blood is their only way to survive
There really isn’t any place to hide

I didn’t notice them when the first few came
Before I knew it there were too many to name
Leave marks all over me from where they feed
At the same time they kept dropping seeds
These vampires really know how to breed

Try as I may to get rid of them
Wasn’t getting me anywhere
They’re still here

Noticed others have the mark
Of vampires living at home
These vampires really
know
how
to
roam

To the internet I turned
Information churned and learned
Some is good and some is not
But I really need to end this lot

Learned more about their wicked ways
Maybe then I could end their stay
Killed a few at first
But that didn’t end their thirst
Soon those seeds they dropped
Started to burst

They’re constantly hatching
They come out thrashing
Blood is the only focus
Of those vampire locusts

New vampires are smaller
But just as deadly
They suck blood just as readily
Constantly and steadily

Some money spent has been good
I have succeeded in reducing the brood
But these vampires are hard to kill off
I need something that doesn’t turn off

I believe I have found the perfect solution
Think the internet had just the right potion
This potion is causing an internet commotion
Seems everyone’s got the same notion

It’s taken weeks and I’m still waiting
These vampires are really irritating
This potion is sold out everywhere
The potion maker was unprepared

Then there’s been shipping delays
Hasn’t been solved by express fees paid
I’m still waiting
These vampires keep eating

If you have vampires living at home
Know that you are not alone
Keep up the fight against vampire drones
Cover up best you can with hose
Stay vigilant when you feel their nose
Grab them hard and roll their bones
Clean all the corners where their seeds are sowed
When that potion comes I’ll let you know
If it kills all vampires with one swift blow

Do You Know Sara?

2009-09-29T15:35:00.000-07:00

Sara’s heart is feeling frayed
Relentless living in love betrayed
Heart was trampled by the depraved
Dude living in that dirty house down the way.

She’s thinking this is the end of time
But her being with him was the real crime
She’s too good for a guy with all that grime.
I think that fool even did some jail time.

It sucks getting attracted to the wrong dude
Full of some bullshit attitude
But that happens to dudes too
Just gotta not go with everyone you’re attracted to

If Sara asked for his resume
She would have known to stay away
What’s that you say?
He lied about his real sway?
I believe it
Guys that do jail time lie that way

Hope she gets over him soon
Get on with living ‘cause there’s living to do
Hope she knows we all make the mistake
Of attraction being our point break

You know that woman Sue
She had her heart broken before too
Then fell in love with a great fabulous dude
He really loves her and treats her good
You know her too?
She’s really happy?
Yah that’s what I heard too!
That’s cool
We should have Sara meet Sue
Maybe she’ll recover quicker from that dumb tool.

Hmmmmm.......

2009-09-22T15:02:00.000-07:00

a lot of people are thirsty in the airport...

SELF MADE or RITE AID?!

2009-07-29T08:39:00.000-07:00

You’re a self made Barbie
A frankenstein’s doctor’s dream come true
Bride of Frankenstein had nothing on you
Though skills improved it’s still old ghoul school
Stretched, injected, plumped to extremes
Looks like a nightmare queen
Not near to beautiful pristine
Think I’ll just be a natural queen
Let nature rot me for all to see

Angel High

2009-06-24T10:12:00.001-07:00

CrAZy KITTY

2009-06-12T21:20:00.000-07:00

LET ME IN!

2009-05-15T09:48:00.001-07:00

I’m a friend
I’m a friend
Let me in
Let’s take a spin
Forget about
My evil grin
That’s from the gin

Animals Animals Animals...UGH!

2009-05-13T10:24:00.000-07:00

Animals animals animals

Picking up after all they do

Seems like they constantly pee and poo

Can’t those breeders ever create?

An animal that doesn’t defecate?

THE TRUTH ABOUT JACK

2009-05-08T16:59:00.000-07:00

There once was a boy named Jack
he was driven to talk smack
always on the attack
tried to control to distract
from the sad desperate fact
that he had a brain packed
with a giant sack
of shit for brains in fact

Everyone knew who Jack was in fact
Aware of this shit for brains fact
Felt sorry for Jack and his woeful life of crap
Thus put up with his disrespectful attacks

Jack had other issues too
Wore the same sweater vest
As he wore in high school
Looking like a continuous ridiculous tool
Deep down he knew he was a fool

Jack had even more issues than that
Played in a band pretending to be a man
But his prick was unfortunately perpetually limp
He knew he wasn't really a man but a gimp
So his girlfriend he tried to desperately pimp

If you see Jack stand back
He isn't worth smack
Just a sad desperate ass
That isn't worth a crap
That's the truth about Jack
Just keep walking and don't look back

dizzy move--------------------->

2009-04-10T19:47:00.000-07:00

Financial Truths of What To Do

2009-04-02T13:22:00.000-07:00

What do you do?

When trouble brews?

When financial disaster ensues?

First tell us how we are all screwed

Then tell us how corruption is truth

Quickly followed by we shackled the brutes

The rest of us are innocent newts

It wasn’t us we know not what we do

We’ll fix it all with more taxes anew

Richer and richer off the backs of all of you

That’s the only solution it’s true

Give those that stole more money to do

The same thing again to all of you

Banks making money off every transaction

Increases costs by more than a fraction

Home loans made without distraction

Get the home back make more than a fraction

What a lovely reaction

More money for banks for more interaction

This spin has really great money making traction

What would you do?

When trouble brews?

When financial disaster ensues?

Get rid of the brutes and the newts

Ger rid of the banks who are screwed

Taking a piece of everything we do

Cash is king is the only truth

Save the whole world from the banking brutes

Save the whole world from the political newts

Reduces costs for everything we do

No more taxes anew excuse

That’s what you do

Friends and Men

2009-03-26T17:59:00.000-07:00

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Tossed out over a disrespectful man
Washed away like sand
Five little Indians down to two
No one will fit the shoes
No one will be approved
That's what shitty men do.

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Friendship washed away like sand
Tossed out by disrespectful friends
Who dont care to understand
Want to just stand by their man
Doesnt matter what the plan
Doesnt matter what the hand
Hopes laid in quick sand
Happiness is the plan

HOOT

2008-11-19T20:24:00.000-08:00

That's Arrogant Absurd

2008-11-15T19:21:00.000-08:00

When I say I am a messenger

Does your skin crawl

That’s arrogant absurd?

How about another turn of thought?

There’s nobody that’s not.

In truth you see

Everyone living in the land of the sea

Is used as a messenger frequently

Setting people free

Or bringing down misery

Good or evil is the choice

You pick the voice

Accept the assignment

Witness realignment

Universe cracks open refinement

Truth spills to the floor in a flow

Another opportunity to know

Hello?

Another opportunity unfolds

Hear the truth that’s told

Listen and be bold

Some beliefs may not hold

You will survive the reaction

Won’t lose all your traction

This message has been sent

To help stop the descent

Into a life of separation

You are a great God’s creation

Opportunity knocks to end your life’s friction

You’re free to respond with rejection

Not do any introspection

Feels a lot like evil interjection

If you feel there’s no question

Be open for a minute to consider this

This might mean that you’ve just been kissed

Consider it all for a moment of time

That’s the only point of a messenger rhyme

You decide the decision before you

Whether it’s evil or truth, happy or blue

Accept or reject

The decision is up to you

No messenger controls what you do

Opportunity knocks

A beautiful truth or evil brew?

What kind of messenger are you?

Ode To Art Dude

2008-11-03T11:16:00.000-08:00

Halloween weekend was totally fucked

Totally tore me up

Made me crazy made me nuts

Drove over me like a semi truck

Thought I found my life long bud

Now I know it was a temporary buzz

Who I was was not enough

Or who I was was just too much

Domination is out of touch

Turned too tough

I’ve had enough

Fun ride ended

Life’s path stands bended

Wish it would have stayed suspended

Happiness ended the stupendous

Domination doesn’t breed interdependence

Turns light to dark

Personality lacking independence

Light to dark

The end of an instance

Three months of time

Committing the crime

Of having a good time

Living a happy rhyme

Forced exit of the sublime

Cant be with you without a trance

I can only do that when I dance

Acceptance is the only hand

That plays in the sand

Cant accept the domination dance

Halloween weekend was totally fucked

Totally tore me up

Made me crazy made me nuts

Drove over me like a semi truck

DOOM and GLOOM

2008-10-21T09:29:00.000-07:00

Fear Fear

Fear it all

End is coming

You’re gonna fall

Survivalists on the news

Aztecs carved it in true

News of life’s gonna end

Coming through

End of what?

Same old tune

Anonymous rune

Cataclysmic doom

Great Depression

Grapes of Wrath

We wont be able to take

A bath?

City jobs won’t last?

Gotta pay in gold or cash?

Cell phones all crash?

Y2K and little green men

This is just a new spin

On an old ancient Gin

To keep them reeled in

While they rob the money bins

Makes me cringe

STOP THINKING IN THE NEGATIVE!!

2008-10-18T02:18:00.000-07:00

Thinking in the negative

Drowning in fear

Choked with despair

Makes everything harder to bear

Maybe you’re programmed to go there

Twisted in just the right way

Hard to grasp the feel of happiness

With all that negative air in the way

A compelling violin?

What happened to you was really intense?

A big fat ugly sin?

We all have violins to play

When you play yours loud

Think that maybe just maybe

Someone’s had it harder in your crowd

They just don’t say it all out loud

If you knew you’d probably feel like a clown

For wearing that silly frown

If you notice anyone else around

After you are through bringing everyone down

Life dealt you a terrible hand?

Took you to this negative stance?

Put you in a perpetual negative trance?

Lost happiness on one day?

That you let stand in your way?

Gave it power to the millionth degree?

Stayed enslaved in an otherwise brief misery?

Keep it continuing for a century?

Maybe you just forgot how to dance

Forgot about life as romance

Fell off life’s stupendously fun path

Need to realize a new beginning

Keep the positive thinking spinning

Negative thinking isn’t winning

Drread Ted

2008-10-10T10:03:00.000-07:00

There was a dude named Ted

He couldn’t get to bed

Too many thoughts filled his head

Turned the TV on instead.

News flashed before his face

Everyone guilty of disgrace

Crimes against the human race

Teds head filled

More thoughts

Faster pace

Ted’s head began to swell

Thoughts of murder began to build

Became convinced he had to kill

Human blood he had to spill

Later on Ted called his mom

Told her to turn the TV on

There was Ted tazer pronged

Blood soaked from murderous wrongs

Ted’s mom wondered

What went wrong.

JUnKiFIED nEwS

2008-10-07T11:28:00.000-07:00

2003

It happened in 2003

Examples of repeats of history

Passing through global seas

9800 in 2003

Don’t you see

We fell in the sea

In 2003

We fell to our knees

In 2003

When the Dow dropped 9800 in 2003

Don’t you see

We need more money as seed

Never enough you see

Now give it to us for free

Or this paper house falls to its knees

Remember where you were in 2003

Is this news guy talking to me?

Wants me to react emotionally?

Wants me to send a bottle out to sea?

Agree to pay up happily?

Save us all and keep us free?!

So we don’t repeat 2003?

No tragedies in 2003

In our economy

Not within my life’s memory

It’s pretty good you see

I was alive in 2003

Living in the people sea

Why is he playing with me?

Creative drives to manipulate me?

What I see?

Corporate monopoly?

Government conspiracy?

Just the force of affordability?

Squeeze us back to profit reality?

But this guy’s playing with me?

It’s more than him you see

Others had to agree

Send it out to the internet sea

That’s the corporate way you see

Pure corporate reality

Panic driven easily

Panic all and let’s just see

We can change reality

Just part of avoiding banality?

Could that be the reality?

This story twined with humanity?

Dish it right return to sanity?

Dish it right protect humanity?

Here’s a new one news guy

Dish it true and right

Respect us other guys

We like it right to decide

Want to take that ride

Not your twisted slide

Have some revolutionary pride

CybEr VaCAtiON

2008-10-05T23:39:00.000-07:00

Roam around this place

Time to escape

Time for some space

Time for visiting outer space

Outside the wall of the usual place

Don’t have to have grace

Can go at a slow pace

Wander around all over the place

Eyes and mind working the space

Trained to identify the trace

Of other minds of the human race

Roaming around in outer space

Taking an escape

Taking some space

Visiting outer space

Outside the walls of the usual place

Don’t have to have grace

Can go at a slow pace

Wander around all over the place

Eye and mind working the space

Trained to identify the trace

Of other minds of the human race

Roaming around outer space.

DEVIL WINS

2008-09-24T20:18:00.000-07:00

How incredible

How stupendous

Devil wins

That’s just tremendous

Not one hand should it be

Not one time a reality

But there it is

In front of me

Everyone can see

Everyone can agree

Time to beat back again

Devil just can’t win

Or should I quit

And forget about this sin

Get back to happy life again

Let someone else take care of it

Others see this fucked up shit

Why don’t they do something about it

Why does it have to be me?

Makes my life a misery

For

While

Beat the devil down for good

People stop being hurt

This devil plucked from the herd

Better world neighborhood

Fuck it

Gotta carry on

Picked to right this wrong

Part of my life long song

How incredible

How stupendous

The devil wins

That’s just tremendous

Hey Anomaly!! Yah YOU!

2008-09-13T10:50:00.000-07:00

Here there is an anomaly over there

Hey look another one is on the stairs

Holy shit anomalies are everywhere

Think anyone is the same as you

That’s just bull and DNA proves its true

What you see in everyone you meet

From their personality to their feet

That’s a difference that’s pretty fucking neat

You try making a billion plus different dudes

Everyone with a different look and attitude

Nothing is the same in any single billions of you

That’s God’s spectacular amazing earthly brew

Doesn’t matter what God you bow to

You believe that God made us all don’t you?

Ok there are some similarities in some

Adapting to their place under the sun

But run that DNA and it really gets fun

Absolutely no one is exactly the same as anyone

We are really just a bag of different ones

Living in different places adapted under the sun

Challenged to look at us all as one

No problem you are different then everyone

Humanity is the singular equal sum

When you meet your next anomaly on the street

See their difference as amazingly stupendously sweet

Respect that spectacularly enormously complicated feat

Soon as everyone does that life will be pretty fucking neat

Defend The cOnSTiTutIOn

2008-08-28T21:03:00.000-07:00

Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?

When you know foul’s at play

Constitution being eroded away

Wisdom of patriots ignored

Children filled with arrogance

Of the improved upon way?

Or power breeds corruption

Constitution is in the way?

Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?

Election time is

Opportunity for correction?

Is that the direction?

That’s the words of politicians

Power breeds corruption with perfection

Organize a grass roots effort?

Take the issue to the street?

Don’t have time for that

Gotta work to eat

Citizen of Rome

My allegiance to the survival throne

Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?

You know it’s not the right play

Things just aren’t happening the right way

Constitution needs strict adherence every day

History proves the truth in a magnificent way

Wait for someone else to organize the play?

Need zillions before saving the day?

Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?

You Dont Know Who You've Met

2008-08-08T16:23:00.000-07:00

You don’t know who you’ve met

You don’t realize yet

Makin your bets

Might make me your pet

Might teach me to fetch

Might tell me when to sit

Turn me into your bitch

But you don’t know who you’ve met

I can’t learn to fetch

In fact you are making me wretch

Sometimes I just like to play

This happens to be one of those days

Few hours spent testing your way

Few hours spent out

Getting away

Adventurous soul is my sway

Love a life filled with many to play

Stellar cool and you get to enjoy more days

Of spending time with me getting away

You don’t know who you’ve met

Think now’s the time to let you in on it

Cause you’re really such a piece of shit

That you’re starting to make me twitch

Time to throw you into the loser ditch

Time to put an end to it

Words I’ll use

To give you the news

Going to make you twitch

Make you wanna fetch

Make you wanna be my pet

It’ll be hard for you to get over it

You don’t know who you’ve met

Hooked

2008-08-02T22:33:00.000-07:00

My Boss Is A Demon

2008-07-31T09:02:00.000-07:00

Here is a tale that’s true

About a boss that’s an evil shrew

Does evil things then works

To pin it on someone innocent and true

What kind of shit is that you say?

How could this be this boss’s way?

I tell you its true to my dieing day

Seen it so many times as plain as day

This is the way that evil shrew plays

How can I work for such a beast?

Why not run away with running feet?

First it took time to learn his game

Witness events that carry his name

Put together the game that he rains

All over us who are just there to be paid

Work the day through and get through with the day

But he wants to play dirty games

Now I know it will never be the same

Days went here from sunny to rain

Seeing this beast’s game

So how can I work for such a beast?

Why not run away with running feet?

I gotta eat

Who's Your Toad?

2008-07-29T19:05:00.000-07:00

Fear the toad

Run into the briar patch

His mind has completely cracked

Against you the odds are stacked

Stay out of his way

Might survive this game

Let him be completely lame

Keep his lips from speaking your name

The cracked period hopefully will pass

Before we all feel too kicked in the ass

Or we don’t feel up to the task

Of putting up anymore with his cracked toad ass

Fear the toad

Run into the briar patch

His mind has completely cracked

Against you the odds are stacked

Try To Get Up There

2008-07-28T18:36:00.000-07:00

There once was a dude named Urg

Who just loved to splurge

At levels that were quite absurd

Made him into a ridiculous turd

Once Urg turned into a ridiculous turd

He got so poor it was absurd

He never got to splurge

That really bothered Urg

In fact it bothered Urg so much

He ate his girlfriend for lunch

Packed what he didn’t eat in the trunk

Then headed out west on a hunch

Passed by a leprechaun on the way

Who was having a bad day

Wandered onto the highway

Urgs car swayed

But hit him anyway

His girlfriend’s parts fell onto the road

Smelled worse than a decomposed toad

The leprechaun’s body just started to erode

Urg didn’t think the criminal charges would hold

Until prison became Urg’s new abode

Prison was more than he could bear

So he ended his life in there

Walked up some cloud like pearly stairs

Until he came upon some women with flowing hair

He couldn’t help but stare

Even through the glare

Suddenly Urg was blinded by the glare

Tripped over the flowing hair

Fell down all those pearly stairs

Thought he smelled a little Nair

When he reached the bottom

Things had turned from good to rotten

Nothing here looked like cotton

Then he saw the leprechaun

He always thought they were the devil’s spawn

He was looking at Urg like he was turned on

The leprechaun spoke with fury

Told Urg not to get up in a hurry

He spit causing a little fire flurry

Smelled a bit like Indian curry

You son of a bitch the leprechaun spat

If you hadn’t acted like a rat

I’d still be up there playing with cats

Sewing cool little hats

Living is where its at

A sudden wind came in a gush

Picked Urg right up

Threw him into firey brush

Like he was trash to clean up

The leprechaun scampered off

Leaving a smell a little like Smirnoff

On the way up to the women with the flowing hair

That were always at the top of the stairs

Existing like an endless dare

Of try to get up there

BLOGORAMA FULL OF DRAMA

2008-07-26T15:27:00.000-07:00

Blogorama blogorama

Sometimes its full of drama

Sometimes it’s about a pet llama

Sometimes it’s about a dude in naughty pajamas

Voice of the herd is heard

Life of the herd is learned

Step right in and take your turn

You won’t get burned

Monday Meeting UGH UGH UGH

2008-07-21T18:38:00.001-07:00

Monday ugh ugh ugh

Only one day

And I feel I’ve had enough

Why is it so tough

To get through Monday

After 2 days off?

Must have been that meeting

Of blah blah blah

Some people just don’t know when

To shut the fuck up

That speech

We’ve heard it a zillion times

Only the newbies in

Aren’t losing their mind

The rest of us

We sit there quiet

Knowing it’s just a matter

Of getting through it

Don’t quit

Don’t spit

Just get

Through

Finally over

We all made it through

Did you see the look on that woman

Who’s new?

Barforama

2008-07-19T12:23:00.000-07:00

Wow where am I

Where did I land

This strange place off the strand

In this place where they don’t dance

Everyone in a hard liquor trance

Like a patrol

One by one they stroll

Hunting is the way they roll

Hunting for the perfect girl

Who will change their world

Make them twirl

Then later hurl

What a world

Which Is BETTER?!

2008-07-18T19:35:00.001-07:00

A Blogger's Message to All Polticians Everywhere

2008-07-18T19:14:00.000-07:00

Internet politicians

Single army of one

Put them all together

An army of a ton

Interesting proposition

What would happen with such a thought collision

Have the politicians leanred

Thoughts of bloggers should be heard

We are the people out here in the herd

And when a zillion agree on the same piece of turd

You know what you need to do

Follow our lead unless of course the thought makes you heave

Who knows maybe we are all just a pack of thieves

Cant trust the country to the likes of these?

Does that happen simply if you disagree?

Or is it a matter of the change of degrees

Seems to me things are changing constantly

So when we all agree

Don’t act completely egotistically supreme

So that you crash the people’s dreams

Our vision of what is our scene

How we want the country to gleam

Isn’t always that obscene

Even if it makes you squeam

You do not reign supreme

We the people is the dream

We’re supposed to be a team

And when we all agree

In great majority

It should sound like singing

No you aren’t dreaming

That’s all of us gleaming

Which Is BETTER?!

2008-07-18T18:55:00.001-07:00

Hey Dude It's Time To Go

2008-07-17T17:58:00.000-07:00

Damn dude

I didn’t want to fire you

But what else could I do?

Talent and skill is the name of the game

You lack it so much it’s fucking insane

How did they even license you to play this game

What a shame what a shame

But here where we care about how things get served

We need those that can play this game and aren’t retards

There is a lot of money at stake

Justice rolling off what we create

So much importance your departure is a must

And quite frankly you are no one we can trust

Words of disloyalty are heard

Suggesting the rest of us act like turds

Violate the one for all and all for one

That’s the way we all get undone

So forward ho we go without you

Respecting the need to be true blue

In everything we do

Give it what it needs to see justice through

Give it what we need to get us all through

And for sure it doesn’t include the likes of you

So sayonara dude

Hope you don’t run out of food

Take care and don’t brood

Learn a lesson and get true blue

That’s what you gotta do

A Day

2008-07-16T21:17:00.000-07:00

Thinking it all away

Thinking it through the day

Management issues run the sway

Friends part of the thoughtful play

Lovers enter the thinking array

Thoughts run through all day

Don't Pick Me God Not For Misses Fatard

2008-07-14T18:50:00.000-07:00

I go to church she says

And says and says and says

I never miss a Sunday

But Misses Fatard

Lives her life so far from religious

Her Sunday visit is sacrareligious

Isn’t that Misses Fatard listening

When she goes to church each Sunday

Vertically not ‘cause she fucks up every day

Spitting out evil to everyone who comes her way

Forgets about Jesus and how he wants it played

What does she think church is anyway

A way to heaven after her final day

A solid ticket to heaven’s play

Erases away how she lives each day?

Erases away how Jesus says it should be played

So Misses Fatard though I shouldn’t judge

Your way of living does fill me with disgust

The knowing that no matter how long to the end of days

People like you are bowing down to pray

Then living your life in that sacrareligious way

Making it harder for the rest of us

For the rest of our days

Knowing it could be a better play

If you didn’t live your life that way

Love his children that is true

Tries to fix the wrong they do

To remind them all of truth

Hoping they choose to end their evil brew

Give them a chance and see what they choose

But I will ignore you this is true

No matter what you do

Unless God puts me to

The work of fixing you

Orwell Can You Hear Me?

2008-07-06T18:06:00.000-07:00

George Orwell can you hear me

Check this out you gotta see

We made your words

Into reality

Everything a recorded transaction

Debit Credit card interactions

Marketing spinning the reaction

People living with tons of distractions

Not thinking with traction

On each life changing action

Sold us all on recorded transactions

All accepted no one’s reacting

This is the newest, latest greatest

Transactions in cash should be detested

Use plastic its been consumer tested

Cash is nothing you wanna mess with

Banks get a fee on every transaction

Prices increase as the reaction

Data collected a severe impaction

From every debit credit card interaction

What where when who

They know everything we do

George Orwell can you hear me

Check this out you gotta see

We made your words

Into reality

With open arms

What a tragedy

Not a tragedy you say?

Don’t care if they know your every way?

History lesson will make you sway

Information used to put many away

Information used to study your sway

Manipulate your every day

Increases in what you pay

More and more than yesterday

Is that ok?

George Orwell can you hear me

Check this out you gotta see

We made your words

Into reality

They Work Down The Hall

2008-06-30T17:53:00.000-07:00

SEEING THE GIFT (o)

2008-06-21T09:20:00.000-07:00

I met three souls today

Fucked me over on another day

And we are talking big time badness

Turned my life to hardship and sadness

Why did they do it you wanna know?

It was only because they are inadequate souls

Cant rise to the occasion of any role

Get rid of anyone who can spin more gold

The reality of their mediocre souls

Screwed me royal took my gold

Left me in the cold

Only cause I spun more gold

The question now is what to do

These three here opportunity anew?

Actually don’t need to ensue

Any extra wicked brew

This is a force beyond what I do

Service of these three is a pure truth its true

Stretching through this earthly stew

Kick back and watch it brew

Four birds one stone how fucking beautiful

And no act of vengeance to turn this screw

Automatic free ride all the way through

Witness to this wonderful truth

Where forces come to right the brutes

Let you take the ride and see through

The justice in this force of truth

Feeling gifted all the way through.

Not Faking It

2008-06-16T21:01:00.000-07:00

I make it look easy

Makes everyone queasy

Find it hard to see

That’s just the gift bestowed upon me

That’s what God decided I’d be

Just wish he’d made more of me

Make it easier to exist in the world’s sea

Of endless variations with collective conformities

But I can’t conform and not be me

Not give out my gifts extensively

That’s how its supposed to be

That how you live free

That’s living how God expects it to be

Anything else is a sin against the world sea

Of variation in humans intensively

So next time you meet one of me

Expect something different ‘cause that’s what it will be

And when I make it look easy

It is

That just me

Being me

See A Woman's Dress

2008-06-11T21:39:00.000-07:00

See a woman’s dress

Judgment flies east to west

Cover up you slutty bitch

You where that

I can’t control my dick

Devil’s behind this trick

You become in control of it

Cant stand the control of that

My weakness is the core of it

An unjustified childish fit

Lack of control of it

Can’t stand the lack of control of it

You look hot I love that look

Love to watch women with the look

Love to see the guys get easily hooked

Makes it funner in my book

So what if I’m not in control of it

Losing control isn’t an evil gambit

Losing control is freedom

A small time taste of eden

Touch of heaven in the real

God made women to sweeten the deal

Make real a better deal

See a woman’s dress

Judgment flies east to west