This Ain't No Gas

Life is really tough

I mean this is fucking rough

Oil guys easily duck

Billions a year is never enough

Politician charade of listen up

Price for gas goes up

Again

For the millionth time

This has gotta be a crime

These guys are really slime

CYBER MATING

Man are you a trip

Didn’t ever expect it

At least not to this degree

Now I’m trying to forget it

Ok maybe I had an inkling

Your first words weren’t exactly twinkling

But they weren’t to the level of ding a ling

Either

Complexities can’t be revealed

Through any IM deal

That is the real

Of cyberspace spiel.

What you read

Isn’t what you get

What you feel

Isn’t what comes next

But wish you could’ve told me

In all those IM plays

That you were a flaming mama’s boy

Never to become my manly toy

Really should add that question to my 20 game

Sionara so for now

Thanks for joining me for chow

No next level for you and me

“Cause you got issues you see

That I see as disease

Hiding The Eels

I really didn’t think you were wicked

Had you pegged completely different

Thought you were cool and real

Didn’t know you were hiding eels

Where were they before in your high heels?

How did you hold this side in?

Didn’t the pressure make you spin?

What does it feel like to hold in all that sin?

At least your victimizing shit was quick

Avoid litigation is the only prick

Cost of doing business and all that shit

Makes us question all of it

Hard to not talk shit back to a bitch

When you got the management stick

But litigation is a real snitch

Makes everyones dick itch

So hey you are who you are

Clearly jumped off the deep end very far

At least it’s not far to your car

No, we won’t be going to anymore bars

And no, we won’t ever again

Go out for chow

You sorry cow

Everyone in the office felt your ugly turn

Made all our stomachs churn

Your sin really burned

All our heads got turned

But now we can get back to business here

The rest of us hold lack of drama time dear

Just trying to work and turn the money gear

Well, sorry I really gotta go now time for a beer

It can really be crazy working here