Thank GOD THIS YEAR IS OVER!
Thank God this year is over
Kick it out with a 5 leaf clover
Kick it out with Heineken
As soon as the clock strikes midnight
Let my new lucky life begin!
This year has been quite a bastard
In fact a stinking disaster
Month after month of total shit
Surprised I survived the whole of it.
But I’m still here and raring to go
Though the year dealt me a stinking Ho
Turned around and handed out more
Enough to believe in evil lore.
But that’s just how it goes sometimes
Some years bad some years fine
Going to throw out this year of horrible slime
Party out and have a good time!
Thank God this year is over
Kick it out with a 5 leaf clover
Kick it out with Heineken
As soon as the clock strikes midnight
Let my new LUCKY LIFE BEGIN!
Happy New Year All and Best Wishes In The New Year!
Thanks so much for all who have been supporting my little poem and art blog all year long it's been the one bright thing in an otherwise very difficult crazy year!
Biology For Rent 1/2 Off Sale!
I rent my biology space
To bring another baby into the human race
Space for rent space for rent
Want your baby to represent
Your gene pool and descent
I offer my biology space for rent.
I don’t have much money
So you can’t pay with love and honey
Gotta pay cold hard cash
Cash enough to last
As far as opportunity
This represents great realty
Don’t have to give a guarantee
Deposit no return cool reality.
Those people forgot to have kids
Got more than a few quid
Get so happy when I say alright
Seeing an end to kidless plight.
But now those
Reducing costs is their marketing spin
Real kick in the placental shin
That people would go to them.
Pretty soon won’t be any jobs left here
Every single one will disappear
Biology space for rent goes
More and more jobs continue to follow.
Isn’t it important here
To take care of the people near
Make sure our people can survive
Make sure we stay alive?
Ship all jobs overseas
To save a few measly pennies
Is a citizenry atrocity
OMG it’s even affecting me!
Biology space for rent
Biology space for rent
Half Price
Local talent no need to sail
What can I say?
Life is Hell!
Move Jumbalaya MOVE!
Oh Jumbalaya why you standing there
With your yellow hair
And a boring stare
With that black squiggly all around there
Wake up now Jumbalaya wake up
Before that squiggle eats your soul
Comes from living on the stoop
Living without stories of living to be told.
It's marked you man
That's why it's flying all around
It's gonna turn you into sand
If you don't start living with sound.
Move Jumbalaya MOVE!
You can see this through
Just change your boring attitude
Do it quick you stupid boring tool.
Poor poor Jumbalaya
Gotten eaten by the black squiggly thing
Life lacking passion and desire
Caused his life to have this ending.
Moth To The Flame
Men men
Make me spin
Bring me up
Bring me down again
Turn me inside out again
Pull of men
Like a moth to flame
Wrong one picked
You might go insane
No resisting
Its no use
There’s no gain
Resist and you
Go insane
Some try to resist
I’ve witnessed this
They’re always pissed
Irritated at every tryst
No hope of happiness
Men hold it in their kiss
Men men
Make me spin
Bring me up
Bring me down again
Turn me inside out again
WAKE UP!
I had a dream
Into another reality
What is it telling me?
What can it see?
Analyze analyze
Try to realize
What may be buried in
Sleep’s generated spin
Blurps of pictures
As I sleep
Mind turned off
Signaling from the deep
Does it know unknown things
About what tomorrow brings?
Sending a warning
About the morning?
Good news the meaning?
Pics of happiness beaming?
Make my life gleaming?
Awake feels like dreaming?
I had a dream
Into another reality
What is it telling me
What can it see?
Country Charm
Everyones the same in the city
Go around the world of blue
Diversity creating fun realities
Full of friendly passionate crews.
Step out into the country
Where everythings the same
Turn around your reality
To something quite insane.
Judgment time begins
All the locals join in
Singing hymns
Of praise and then
Quickly throw out judgment pins
Everyone joins in
Everyone gets a pin
Stick it in
Stick it in
You must join in
Say what’s bad about him
Tell him what’s his sin
Tell him so you can fit in
So you can have friends
What's a true believer to do
Join this ring of blue
No not what they do
This isn't what Jesus would do
This is true sad and blue
What to do
What to do
The housing market fell through
Can’t get out for year or two
Kids growing up fast
New generation sees passed
Teach diversity to this class
Change the past
Time continues to pass
Housing prices return at last
Jobs create an everlast
Of can’t get passed
Try to change the judgment crew
Of can't see through
Violations of Truth
Do what Jesus would do
Super hard to do
Super hard to see it through
Did the best I could
Still stuck in this gassed out
Judgment crew
Of turn you blue
Judgment crew
Of no fun for you
Theres no changing what they do
Theres no changing this judgment crew
They’ll be uptight their whole lives through
New generation before a better crew.
More time goes passed
Diversity coming at last
Hope of new reality
Put an end to this banality
With finality
That took so long its insanity
Why cant people see
The benefit of diversity
Friendly crews of different thought
Different ways of deciding rot
Different ways of thinking thought
Decide
To be the guy
That doesn’t play the judgment game
Doesn’t act completely insane
Playing the same
Game
Of the
Insane
Who likes a life of the same
Always the same
Throw your pin
Stick it in
Tell him what is wrong about him
You must join in
If you want to fit in
Who’s your friend?
I Dont Need To Take Your Hand Anymore
I don’t need to take your hand anymore
I don’t need to learn anything more
You did your job
Now set me free
Thanks for all
It’s time to be me
You can disagree
But you must set me free
I don’t need to take your hand anymore
I don’t need to learn anything more
In And Out
In and out
In and out
Try to stay with
What this movie’s all about
Thoughts interfering
Maybe characters more endearing
Lifes moving in
Shield made of tin
Just enough time in
Scan to its end
Will have to watch this one again
See if I stand corrected
See how much I disconnected
In and out
In and out
Try to stay with
Christ Its Time To Celebrate!
It’s time for Christmas cheer
Be happy it is here
Hold your loved ones dear
Celebrate with some beer
God is loving and good
Loves all in the human hood
Gave his only son to us it’s true
To wash away all human blues
If you have no money
Or you have no honey
Not feeling very sunny
Not feeling very funny
Christ has a listening ear
365 days of the year
Holds you very dear
Wash away your tears.
Christmas isn’t about money
Isn’t about honey
It’s about being grateful
Christ’s sacrifice was painful
So whatever your situation
Don’t spend Christmas in frustration
Celebrate the birth of Christ
Celebrate his sacrifice
Changed every human life
Washes away all human strife
So when Christmas day comes
Be happy God gave his Son
Celebrate His gift of life
Forget about all life’s strife
Rude Fucking Dude
There was a big dude
He was very fucking rude
Made everyone ridiculously blue
Made everyone cry hard boo hoo
One day that rude dude
Said “Ah Ha another boob!
Let me make them cry boo hoo
That’s so fun to do!"
That rude dude starting spewing
Thought he knew what he was doing
But the she human he was trying to screw
Sparked back with an intense brew
Of words of fire that cut through
Made that rude dude so blue
He cried and cried boo hoo
The rest of his lifetime through.
Love Was My Master
Love was my master
Created disaster
I let it lead
Me to my knees
Blinded by the vision
Of never a division
Love was my master
Created disaster
I let it lead
Me to my knees
Love to anger
Anger to hate
Love was my master
Created disaster
I let it lead
Me to my knees
MOTHER OF INVENTION
What is going on here
This isn’t where I am supposed to be
This can’t possibly be reality
What is happening to me
Ha ha ha
To oh my God
Luck departed out the door
Replaced by an evil whore
Of life
Filled with strife
Hang on for dear life
The only luck appears to be
Holding on to sanity
Lucky me
Might break me free
Turn this reality
To a happy hill
Filled with thrills
Pay my bills
Thank God for the mother of invention
Without it there’s no salvation
No hope for the human nation
Costs a huge sacrifice
Fill your life with major strife
Hang on for dear life
Wonder if you thought twice
Before you threw
Your luck
Out the door
Mother of invention
Is the dirty whore
Took my life
Caused this strife
Not about luck in life.
But might break free
Turn this reality
To a happy hill
Filled with thrill
Pay my bills
Saving lives a million more
Times than before
Zillion times
Before luck ran out the door
This will end
Just need to hang on a little more
Through this mother of invention
Mother of a life
Taking the beating of sacrifice
Gonna save lives
Eventually all will realize
Be back to happy life
Hope to God I survive
Hope to God I'm alive.
Thanks Cyber Pals!
Having so much fun
When each nightfall comes
Cyber land funny chums
Talking to everyone.
Internet changed my world
New way to laugh and twirl
Entertaining human interactions
Interesting fun reactions.
Thanks my internet chums
For making my life fun
Stopping in lifes run
To chat with everyone.
Riding With A Dirty Rat
Bullshit bullshit bullshit
What a load of crap
Took a ride of bullshit
From a dirty rat
Lies lies lies
Taken for a ride
Money was the prize
Torn to shreds inside
Believe believe believe
In a dirty thief
Chew me up spit me out
Makes it hard to breathe
Trust again trust again
Only to be screwed
Makes it really hard
To believe in any dude
Victimized Victimized
Until finally realized
Life is much too short
To be screwed by a dork.
Dahli Lama this one now
Kick it to the curb
Another day of anguish
Is just fucking absurd
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