GET SMART OR GET DICKED

Knowledge can be hell

Can cast an evil spell

Brains turn into gel

Never to be quelled.

Somethings best to know

Others best to go

Life will change its show

Make you feel real low.

I understand the apple

Took time to grapple

Maybe better stupid dumb

Then horrified and numb.

Don’t like stupid dumb though

Not something I really know

But don’t think that’s a good show

End up being someone’s Ho.

Two people only that’s the trick

Of not getting dicked

Of not getting tricked

Too many people

And stupid dumb is licked.

That’s it it’s solved

I have evolved.

Hooray for all I know

I’ll never be a Ho

Have to deal with the show

Created by whatever I know

Whether it makes me high or low.

LIVIN IT MAD

I hate you all

And you all suck

If I come by

You better duck

The world is mad

Now I’m mad too

To be otherwise

Makes me the fool

So you better run

When I come

Or I’ll punch you hard

Until you’re spun.

This is the way

We all need to be

So glad I can

Finally see

Thanks to everyone

That attacked me

And finally convinced me.

COME HERE AND PET THE DEER!

Hey look over here

And don’t have fear

How about a beer

You can pet my reindeer.

Don’t mind the frothy mouth

The reindeer might be going south

He jumped in my car right after

That awful car accident disaster.

He told me quietly to drive

He wanted to see the other city side

Before he laid down and died.

But low and behold

The truth be told

He’s been real bold

And life still holds.

So pet him gently now

As he waits to go down south

Leave the land of the sun

And go off to have more fun.

We are the last he’ll see

On the planet with the blue sea

And we should make it good

Like any cool dude would.

Take him to a vet

Forget it just give him a pet

Those dudes will just inspect

Before they lethally inject.

He wants to see the sky

While he waits quietly to die

And I just want him to be happy now

Before he goes up through the clouds.

Aren’t his spots great

I wonder if he had a mate

To bad he crossed the road today

When my car passed in his way.

Goodbye now there he goes

I know by his curling toes

See you later alligator

Hope I see you again later.