Oh Lane Oh Lane
Why are you a pain
Don’t you know it’s lame
To be so bully in the posting game
Zillion postings in a row with your name
It’s really quite insane.
If you don’t post it all in a row
With such a feverish blow
Do you feel no one will know
To read your posts so
You give them no where to go
By posting so many in a row?
Or maybe it’s just simply math
Visions of clicking money baths
Take you down your crazed posting path
Self centered visions ignore the wrath.
But how will you ever see
If readers want to actually read
What you write by wiping out the posting seas
When you leave only you to read
And there’s no reading variety to be?
Don’t be afraid
Just play it real in the game
Posting zillions feverishly in a row is insane
And doesn’t bring instant fame to your name.
No such thing as rapid success
Time is the real test
Of what readers like the best
And who they will easily forget
Attention wanes they cry out “NEXT!”.
And those zillion postings only brings disdain
From those writers who play fair in the game
Leave variety to readers to decide what’s lame
Give everyone a chance to claim
The small bits of profit change
That comes from the clicking game
By not posting so many in a day
That it wipes out everyone else’s name.
So get real Lane and get it right
Stop bombarding the site
Where readers come to read and write
That insanity doesn’t reflect writing might
And doesn’t mean you’re out of sight
Just means you need to get it right
And stop being a bully writer on the site.
