Monday, April 30, 2007

SHOULD WE TALK TO DORI DAY?



Look over there it’s Dori Day

Didn’t everyone talk bad about her yesterday

No one had anything pleasant to say

Maybe we should just walk the other way.


It doesn’t matter whether it’s true or not

We’ll be out of the group if we get caught

Spending time with Dori is too hot

If our friends see us we’ll fall from the top.


By the way have you ever talked to her

Do you know whether she’s bad or good

Maybe she’s just misunderstood

And not at all ridiculous and rude.


It could be we are being tricked

And she is better than these other dicks

They actually talk about everyone like they’re shit

And tell us what to do never letting us even think about it.


Maybe we should go our own way

Go over there and talk to Dori Day

Not listen to what the others say

And start making our own decisions everyday.


That way we won’t make mistakes

When others tell us who to hate

Because they may just not appreciate

People that are actually really great.


Maybe it’s too risky for the image they create

Of being better for better’s sake

And there’s nothing bad about Dori Day

She’s just got caught in the way

Of egos that need to feel better than someone else each day.


It’s true we will be out of the group

If we begin to live in truth

But if we don’t we’ll have no couth

And live a life that’s a ruse.


And we might miss out on a ton of good friends

Even have more fun than the group we’re in

Hey this is sounding better then

Doing what we’re told again.


Hi Dori how’s your day?

We are seeing you through another way

And we wanted to know if you want to play

Lets’s all go off this way

And have a fun day.


Wow Dori Day was really great

I’m so glad we didn’t make the mistake

Of listening to others who want to create

A world where everyone separates

From talking lies that breed hate

Just to make them feel better for better’s sake.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

THE LIAR WITNESS



See the witness on the stand

Will he tell the truth

Or testify with slight of hand

Bending the truth as far as he can?


Ok he thinks he can lie I see

Give him a ride while he’s still happy

While he’s acting quite snappy

But a short ride it will be

Before the truth’s driven out for all to see.


Bead of sweat trickles down

Faster breath makes a sound

The lie is coming unbound

Lawyers are jumping all around

Snap! it’s over another one down

His snappy face now wears a frown.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

MURDERING JOE WANTS TO PLAY


Can I play with you today

I promise I wont scare you away

With my butcher knife today

I just want to play

And have a nice day.


Maybe you shouldn’t trust me its true

The way I murdered your sister and cousins too

Makes me look like quite an ugly brute

But I have sensitive feelings too.


Why don’t we go to the creek?

I promise I won’t be a creep

And you won’t go into perpetual sleep

And I’ll even tickle your feet.


Look I even have some wine

So we can have a really good time

And you won’t have to spend a dime

I promise I won’t commit a crime.


Ok that’s it you’re coming with me

I’ll just drag you to the creek

‘Cause you were right I am a creep

And like to put people into perpetual sleep.


Fight back? How dare you! Where’s my knife?!

I can’t wait to end your life

Why do you have to fight?

I’m sending you to a better life.


OUCH! THAT HURT!

What do you have in that purse?!

Spots and stars I think I’m cursed

All because of that pink purse!


Lights OUT!

She gets away and shouts

“THE KILLER’S ABOUT!

Jail him up and never let him OUT!”


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